{"id":2424,"date":"2018-06-10T22:12:23","date_gmt":"2018-06-10T20:12:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/daunafloguez.unblog.fr\/?p=2424"},"modified":"2018-06-10T22:12:23","modified_gmt":"2018-06-10T20:12:23","slug":"mouches-a-merde","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/daunafloguez.fr\/?p=2424","title":{"rendered":"Mouches \u00e0 merde !"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>Je suis une mouche qui vole un g\u00e2teau,<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>Je m&#8217;approche, je volette, je trump le g\u00e2teau,<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>Avec ma tige sucr\u00e9e, je me balade sur le plateau,<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>Je babille, je d\u00e9guste et emmerde ce justin trudeau.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>Les mouches sont toutes les m\u00eames,<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>Elles entrent partout, et fur\u00eatent de m\u00eame.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>Elles s&#8217;imaginent princesses et s&#8217;aiment<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>Donnant un coup \u00e0 droite, \u00e0 gauche, voir m\u00eame<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>Sur une montagne, s&#8217;assoient telles des reines<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>Donnant des ordres, des coups, tenant les rennes,<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>De millions d&#8217;individus, harnach\u00e9s tels des rennes,<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>Les regardant, assis dans la merde, dans leur ar\u00e8ne.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Je suis une mouche qui vole un g\u00e2teau, Je m&#8217;approche, je volette, je trump le g\u00e2teau, Avec ma tige sucr\u00e9e, je me balade sur le plateau, Je babille, je d\u00e9guste et emmerde ce justin trudeau. Les mouches sont toutes les m\u00eames, Elles entrent partout, et fur\u00eatent de m\u00eame. Elles s&#8217;imaginent princesses et s&#8217;aiment Donnant un<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link\">\n\t\t\t\t <a href=\"https:\/\/daunafloguez.fr\/?p=2424\" class=\"link-btn theme-btn\"><span>Read More <\/span> <i class=\"fa fa-caret-right\"><\/i><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2424","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poesie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/daunafloguez.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2424","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/daunafloguez.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/daunafloguez.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daunafloguez.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daunafloguez.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2424"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/daunafloguez.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2424\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/daunafloguez.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2424"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daunafloguez.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2424"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daunafloguez.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2424"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}